DC fans: Other heroes are just so unrelatable. Batman's a human, so it's easier to relate to him and his struggles.
Bruce Wayne: Is $85 enough to buy breakfast cereal or do I need more
Bruce Wayne: Clark, we have to meet and discuss the threat of-- what do you mean you're at """work"""? Just leave.
Bruce Wayne: Dick, what do you mean your school didn't have a yacht club? You must be mistaken
Bruce Wayne: Walmart, what is that, is that a town or a person
me: gets up before 2 o'clock like once
me:
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so the fact remains that jeff goldblum played the grandmaster with absolute peak perfection and absolutely no other mcu performance can top that, which is just a fact, but it means that either jeff goldblum has this fantastically nuanced understanding of this character who is incredibly ancient and powerful but still ultimately a silly hedonist OR he just rolled up to thor ragnarok like ‘i’m jeff goldblum and i’m gonna be playing jeff goldblum’ and fuckin nailed it
the fact that they actually wrote the role for him makes it even better because that means the execs were like “who should play one of the most powerful characters we’ve ever had, the ruler of an entire planet, who is more ancient and knowledgable than a literal god, and decides the lives and deaths of countless individuals” and the conclusion they came to was “jeff goldblum in a sparkly gold bathrobe”
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I don’t trust people who say they found Lord of the Rings boring.
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO SAD BUT LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE
In case anyone’s worried about the doggy.
i laughed so fucking hard but the explanation video makes it even better
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These crispy roasted brussels sprouts topped with parmesan and pomegranate simple syrup will give new meaning to the words side dish!
http://www.foodiegirlchicago.com/crispy-roasted-brussels-sprouts-with-parmesan-and-pom-syrup/
Person A: hey why do you look so tired and have bite marks all over your neck?
Person B, who got fucked within an inch of their life the night before and is about to invent vampires: oh haven’t you heard?
#and that mans name was lord byron
You made it better
No, it was John Polidori. Byron wrecked him thoroughly the night before. Facts only.
Thank you for your correction. There can only be facts in this gothic dragging
*snorts*
@therebewhaleshere has the spirit of the thing perfectly nailed
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whenever people are like “SKETCHING CIRCLES IN SAI IS SO HARD” im like
pffft I work with 6000X4000 and the size of the brush can be only not above 2000px
i dont use that trick
this is the sassiest and most helpful tutorial ever.
дякую
oh my god
Reblogging again for my inflation artist followers. XDDD
This is absolutely the most unnecessary addition to this post you could have ever made.
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me managing to anything productive before noon
HOW DID THEY DO THIS?!??
It’s too flawless and well planned to be real footage but then again too grainy to be something straight out of a 3D render and I’m Absolutely Pissed™
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me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that’s enough vowels
the french language: youe fooule…. youe insouelente cowèurdeIt is scientifically impossible not to read this with a French accent
Ehm I’m French and plz we don’t talk all like that argh!
euhmx i’m frenche and pleaze oui doun’t taulke alles laeque zàt aurghex
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